TEAM BIOS
Persons Name - Abilities
The Rainbow Express
Cavin "The Kid" Costello - This flamboyant lefty hitter combines power with blazing speed. Anytime he puts the ball in play, something good will probably happen. Doesn't pop out much, but has had strikeout problems. He's a superb fielder with uncanny range.
Mike "Baby Feet" Fuchs - This fire-head is a solid right-handed pitcher, and he is a great contact hitter with his short compact swing.
Kenji "98*/ Terrell stick" Kaneko - Solid pitcher, and hits for average and fields well. Sometime showboats to much, but hopefully that won't cost the team anything.
Thomas "Ass-man" Zimmer - This abnormally long fellow has tremedous power when he extends his arms. He has cut down on his K's and is a quality leadoff batter.
Ryan Krauchick's Team
Ryan "No T-Cells" Krauchick - Good Pitcher with lots of sinkers and sliders. He also is a good hitter.
Charles"The One" Suozzi - Dominating pitcher(2 perfect games). Being excellent in all aspects of the game has led him to proclaim himself "greatest wiffleball player". Can he prove it?
Pat "Cain" Gann - Good hitter with lots of speed. Should be more productive since he recently divorced his wife.
Jeff Bernardi - Great charisma but he should just stick with basketball.
Neil Keefe's Leapin' Leprechauns
Neil Keefe - Great pitcher with his submarine delivery. He is also a good fielder and hitter.
Sean Forman - Decent Pitcher, good hitter, and really spikey hair.
Brendan Galvin - Really good hitter. The only hitter to consistently hit the "slow one."
IHOP
Chris Leon - Plays baseball for Steve Strand, nothing more to say.
Rob Mingione - He can play the guitar, but can he play wiffleball?
Mike Mormile - Well he is 5'9'' 170, quite scary.
Lil' Leon - He is smaller than Chris Leon.
Enrique's Great Escape
Enrique consists of Chris Dailey, Greg Ott, Jeff Mainetti, Bob Denuzzo, and Seth Nere. Within the 5 players there is an all-state baseball player, 2 all-state soccer players, 1 track standout, 4 basketball varsity players (1 captain), an alcoholic, a pedifile, a pothead, a horny bastard, a crazy mofo and 5 Enrique fans.
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Pat Cain helped his Gang by hitting a walk off grandslam in the first game, but was no match for the Rainbow Express as the Express rolled to its second whomping of the day.
Current Standings -
The Pat Cain Gang - 5-1
O'Keefe's Leapin' Leprechauns - 1-1
Enrique's Great Escape - 1-1
The Rainbow Express - 4-2
IHOP - 0-4
Jordan's Team - 0-2
League Leaders
Homeruns - Cavin and Charles
RBIs - Cavin
Avg. - Charles, Kenji
Strikeouts (batting) - Leon
Grand Slams - Charles and Mormile
E.R.A. - Ryan
Wins - Charles
Losses - Someone on IHOP
Strikeouts (pitching) - Charles
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